Dolce Vita

Black&Puerto Rican Vegas Girl 22 years of life.

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fullcravings:

Apple Pie with All-Butter Crust

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

(Source: fistopherbrown, via shez-a-bitch)

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

defileme-niall:

curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

warxant:

freddyskrueger:

"Sonphew"… Bye.


LMFAO

Uh. What?! So many stereotypes and racial comments. But this is “our” military right? This is who signed up to protect our country. Smdh.

sensxal-bliss:

imsammarie asked: You love All girls except white girls 😞

destinysfetus:

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

best post of 2k14

orbem:

when the bae is horny but u sleeping

(Source: sandandglass, via makeit-reign)

(Source: -teesa-, via makeit-reign)